L.A. Date Spots

As the Summer heat lingers on, your Fall and Winter sensibilities melt away to reveal your more hedonistic ones. The city is on fire, embrace it. You can’t “better yourself” when you’re sweaty-dancing to four-on-the-floor beats after doing a line of coke in the bathroom. With this passion, the chance for a romantic rendezvous is imminent. Luckily for you Los Angeles has some of the hottest date spots.

1. El Prado 

You will come out as bisexual two weeks later. No one will care. 

2. Zebulon 

Oh wow, your band has 250k? On Spotify? My dad had a wife and kids at your age.

3. L & E Oysters 

Oh, you once shared a cigarette with Sun Kil Moon at Zebulon? Oh, you work for a company that provides software to elevate brand’s voices? Oh, you saw Iggy Pop perform at the 2023 Winter Celine Fashion Show? Oh, you’re tagged in a couple Little Secret posts on Instagram? Oh you wore visvim before anyone else? What’s that like for you?

4. The Prince 

You can’t smoke indoors here, by the way. It only seems like you can.

5. Griffith Observatory

Look out to the Los Angeles skyline and tell her you love her on the first date. Move into a condo in Pasadena on the second date. Have a baby on the third date. 

6. Thirsty Crow

Oh you think you’re funny? Hm. 

7. Cha Cha Lounge

Three shots on an empty stomach and you begin barking at two very frightened German tourists. 

8. Bar Stella

She leaves with a different guy who’s wearing a braindead t-shirt doesn't even realize until hours later. 

9. Walt’s Bar

36 and “figuring out your dating goals"? You should have one divorce under your belt by now.

10. Stories

Don’t worry your haircut is super cool! Everyone who's staring at you thinks so

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Good luck! Get out there and get lovin’!